Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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