Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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