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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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