I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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