Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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