My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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