some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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