Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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