Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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