I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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