Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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