haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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