It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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