Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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