You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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