He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She's not a foreskin expert like you
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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