I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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