He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I deserve this hangover.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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