carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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