Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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