I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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