? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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