We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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