he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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