remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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