I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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