I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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