Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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