everyone is single if you try hard enough
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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