Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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