just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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