Duck Duck Cougar?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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