theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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