no, he came in my armpit
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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