Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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