Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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