i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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