Don't make out with my wife yet
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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