fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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