..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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