69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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