I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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