I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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