Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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