Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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