That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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