i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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