why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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