dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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