Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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