somebody snuck up and got me drunk
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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