I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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