Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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