At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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