It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
